I’m sure you’ve all heard of me– if not, let me refresh that puny memory of yours. I’m Herbert P. Bear, Esquire. YOUR NEW LEADER.
There’ll be a lot of changes around here, that I expect for you all to follow–if not, you will be frozen and you will never see the light of day again (literally). I have been battling you all for years now, and I’m delighted to announce that you have all failed this time, I believe I made my first appearance on your little island with Gary the Gadget Guy, MWA HA HA!
Don’t worry, he’s safe with me, far away from you little penguins that failed to stop me!
Don’t even THINK about letting your little Blog writers know about this!